Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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