So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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