I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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