She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
false alarm. still invincible.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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