did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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