she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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