The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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