I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It's shark week go big or go home
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
