I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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