I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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