So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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