This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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