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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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