chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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