The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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