There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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