his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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