Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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