can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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