i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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