I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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