Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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