I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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