after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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