He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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