so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
