Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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