if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
there is puke in my bra ... again
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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