Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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