Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
