worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Boobs are out for the taking
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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