He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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