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Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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