For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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