Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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