yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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