The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
one might say we're banned from that church
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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