There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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