I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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