Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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