but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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