She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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