So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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