Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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