doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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