Sponge bath it is.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
