I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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