just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I think I am morally bankrupt
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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