he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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