I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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