Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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