I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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