we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
