xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I have aggressive nipples.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
