I cockslap morals
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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