these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Randomize
