Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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