Only a mothe r could love this liver
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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